On children’s cough syrup: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”
On garden furniture: “Keep away from damp and sunlight.”
On a box of sleeping pills: “May cause drowsiness.”
On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep upright.”
On a water heater: “If building in which heater resides is on fire, do not go into building.”
On a graduation gown: “Do not wash or dry clean.”