From “News of the Weird”:

The Atlantic Theater in the Jacksonville, Fla., suburb of Atlantic Beach planned to stage several dramas this winter, including Eve Ensler’s “The Vagina Monologues,” but following an undisclosed number of complaints from parents who said they were uncomfortable seeing that title, management changed its marquee to “The Hoohaa Monologues.” (The change lasted one day, until management realized it was barred by contract from calling the play by another name.) [WJXT-TV (Jacksonville), 2-6-07, 2-8-07]