Mon 31 Oct 2005
Cute
Posted by dad under Humor, I Hope
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A lawabiding man was being tailgated by a stressed
out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light
turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and
the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her
car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to
the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects. He said: “I’m very
sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak
at him. I noticed the ‘Choose Life’ license plate
holder, the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the
‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”