Jacksonville, FL Police Dept.

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His
friends plead with him to let them take him home. He
says no — he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from the party, the police pull him
over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and
walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio
blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a
house just a block away. The police tell the party
animal to stay put, they will be right back and they
hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is
going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come
looking for him that he has the flu and has been in
bed
all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They
ask if Mr. Smith is there and his wife says yes. They
ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with
the flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver’s license. They ask to see
his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the
door.

There sitting in the garage is the police car, with
all its lights still flashing.