Christian Bulletin Bloopers

Ushers will eat latecomers.

She sang “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving much pleasure to the congregation.

Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

The patient is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “hell ” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

A letter to the men?s fellowship reads: “All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet.”